It’s been eons and I still haven’t updated jack shit. Welcome to my inability keep focused on shit.

Everything on here is slutty. Slutty this, slutty that…and that’s because I started this website with the name Keto Slut. Which I love, but, like with everything else, I DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO STAY ON FUCKING TASK.

I still do Keto shiz when I need to debloat because my body responds great to eating like that.

It also responds great to eating my bodyweight in bread and drinking mojitos.  It’s about balance, people.

Anyhoo…I’ll rebrand the pages another day. Maybe. I mean they’re still slutty, so…