Made some crab mac & cheese for a thing tomorrow at work. They don’t deserve it. BUT a dear friend of mine needed a “recipe” for it which I did not have because I wing it 99/100 of the time and its a lot easier to create a recipe while making the thing. I used gluten-free quinoa noodles this time around because a co-worker is … Continue reading Fucking Amazing Crab Mac & Cheese

If you weren’t aware, pork belly is one of the most delicious things on the planet. And, unless you slather it in bullshit, it’s also SUPER FUCKING KETO-FRIENDLY. It’s like bacon’s fatter, more extravagant friend, the friend who takes you to the fanciest strip clubs and buys all your lapdances and cocaine, and I am fucking here for it. So when I was in Costco … Continue reading Pork Belly for your Dork Belly

Today is a monumental day in low carb happiness… I FINALLY TOOK A SECOND TO MAKE CHAFFLES! Chaffles, if you’re somehow not aware yet, are basically waffles, low carb lovely fucking waffles, made with eggs, almond flour (often, though there are some without flour at all) and cheese….the cheese making the waffle a CHAFFLE. I bought this goddamn waffle maker JUST to make chaffles about … Continue reading I POPPED MY CHAFFLE!

Look, I know seafood isn’t for everyone. But seafood is pretty damn good for you. And salmon is chock full of healthy fats your body likes for cardiovascular health among other things, so that’s a bonus. Setting aside the lot of folks who just can’t get over eating sea creatures due to a psychological block or a texture issue (I’m not talking to vegans or … Continue reading Spicy Garlicky Salmon