Slutty Buffalo Turkey Burgers

• 2 tablespoons Louisiana-style hot sauce, divided
• 2 teaspoons ground cumin
• 2 teaspoons chili powder
• 2 garlic cloves, minced
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1/8 teaspoon pepper
• 1 pound ground turkey
• 1 cup shredded lettuce
• 2 celery ribs, chopped

 

Directions:

In a large bowl, combine 1 tablespoon hot sauce, cumin, chili powder, garlic, salt and pepper. Add turkey; mix lightly but thoroughly.  If you mix too aggressively, you’re going to eff up the consistency of your burger, so calm the fuck down and don’t think about your ex when you’re doing it. 

Shape into four 1/2-in.-thick patties. In a large nonstick skillet coated with your preferred cooking oil, cook burgers over medium heat 4-6 minutes on each side or until a thermometer reads 165°.

Serve burgers with lettuce, celery, a good homemade blue cheese dressing, and remaining hot sauce. Don’t share with anyone because they don’t deserve it.