Roasted Butternut Squash Soup

IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS! It’s also time for soup. Warm, tasty, nourishing soup. It’s Autumn (Fall, for you folks who hate syllables), and this year, Autumn feels like it skipped right to Winter, it’s a trip. And it’s cold. So here’s a gourd that’s both decorative and tasty as hell: The butternut squash. If you’re not a lazy ass, buy an actual squash, split … Continue reading Roasted Butternut Squash Soup

Truffled Mushroom Fettuccine

Sometimes I whip something tasty up in the kitchen, and it’s a simple matter of “oh, I have these things, this makes sense, I’m gonna make a thing.”¬†Especially if I have a craving for a certain “flavor profile” but not a concrete idea of what it’s going to be at first. That’s what happened today, so this is the sort of breakdown of this “recipe” … Continue reading Truffled Mushroom Fettuccine