Julia Child’s Coq Au Vin

Julia Child’s birthday was the other day (August 15th). Now I won’t say her “heavenly birthday” because I don’t know about all that, but I do know that she left this realm two fuckin days before her 92nd birthday back in 2004, so you know, happy birthday wherever you’re lurking, haunting, etc. Julia haunts my kitchen I go. Our last move required a lot of … Continue reading Julia Child’s Coq Au Vin

Shakshouka all up in this. . .

So today, we’re making Shakshouka. Yeah, I’m back with my first entry in a while. I may be back this week. Or next. Or next year. WHO KNOWS? The world is on fire. Anyway. . . What the fuck is Shakshouka? Well, basically it’s a dish with eggs poached in a flavorful, thick, tomato-based sauce and it’s goddamn delicious. There are variations of the sauce … Continue reading Shakshouka all up in this. . .

Pork Belly for your Dork Belly

If you weren’t aware, pork belly is one of the most delicious things on the planet. And, unless you slather it in bullshit, it’s also SUPER FUCKING KETO-FRIENDLY. It’s like bacon’s fatter, more extravagant friend, the friend who takes you to the fanciest strip clubs and buys all your lapdances and cocaine, and I am fucking here for it. So when I was in Costco … Continue reading Pork Belly for your Dork Belly