
Impeachment Cobbler? Yes Please.
Cook on medium heat for just a few minutes, until the sugar is dissolved and helps to bring out juices from the peaches. Bleed those motherfuckers dry. Toss a little bourbon in there for luck and say a silent prayer to whatever sky goblin you pray to that they’ll actually remove this piece of shit president from office.
Take another drink when you realize that this probably won’t happen, but you can hope.
Remove from heat and set aside. Don’t forget to drink. You deserve this. Pretend your liver is that lady at the coop who got her entire yoga class to vote for Stein: Give it a beatdown.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
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