Weird Mayonnaise

Ok, I am a huge Best Foods/Hellmann’s Mayo whore. It’s the best goddamn mayo, and others fail to live up to it. It’s the perfect mayo.

BUT I kept hearing about this avocado mayo because it’s supposed to be good for you, better for you than other mayo, and yeah, I get that.

So I bought this one. It came highly rated, zero carbs of course, blah blah blah.


I tried it and first thought was:


Then I told myself to calm the fuck down and try again and really think about it.

Ok…after second, thoughtful try, I’ve decided that….while it’s never going to be Best Foods…it’s not bad. In fact, it’s got a nice flavor that will probably end up being a fully adequate base for dipping sauces, etc.

Now, mind you…I’m sitting here eating plain avocado mayo out of a jar with no other food. Partly because I’m lazy, and partly because I wanted to see what it legit tasted like on its own (but mostly the lazy part).

I’ll get back to you when I turn it into something.

UPDATE: I’ve never turned it into anything. Gonna stick with my sexy Best Foods until my tastebuds decide otherwise.

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